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Greatest Blessing
What is mankinds greatest blessing?
Mark Twain said it best, "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
•Studies show we need 12 laughs a day to stay healthy. Consider this book a gift of good health!
Laughter is an Instant Vacation with Free DVD is 160 pages of pure, unadulterated ... FUN. It has over 250 great quotes, and many funny photos that'll make you laugh out loud. This gift is terrific for anyone, because in today's world, who do you know that won't appreciate a good reason to laugh! Here are just a few of the many funny quotes featured in this book. "My husband wanted one of those big-screen TV's for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already." -Wendy Liebman "Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes." -Bob Thaves "I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." -Roseanne Barr "So far on my 30-day diet, I lost 18 days." -Terry McEntire "I'm not offended by all the blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde." -Dolly Parton Consider Laughter is an Instant Vacation with Free DVD our contribution to your good health! In fact, we'll venture to say if you don't get your "day's quota" of 12 laughs while reading this little book, then check your pulse...you may be dead!
Laughter Is An Instant Vacation ~
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Blessings and Toasts
May you live all the days of your life. ~Irish blessing, also attributed to Jonathan Swift
A sunbeam to warm you, A moonbeam to charm you, A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you. ~Irish Blessing
May you live as long as you are fit to live, but no longer! or, may you rather die before you cease to be fit to live than after! ~Philip Dormer Stanhope, 1749
May the sun shine, all day long, everything go right, and nothing wrong. May those you love bring love back to you, and may all the wishes you wish come true! ~Irish Blessing
May the devil chase you every day of your life and never catch you. ~Irish Toast
May God grant you many years to live, For sure He must be knowing The earth has angels all too few And Heaven is overflowing. ~Irish Blessing
May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it. ~Irish Blessing
May those that love us, love us. And those that don't love us, May God turn their hearts. And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May He turn their ankles So we will know them by their limping. ~Irish Blessing
May you have warm words on a cool evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door. ~Irish Toast
May brooks and trees and singing hills Join in the chorus too, And every gentle wind that blows Send happiness to you. ~Irish Blessing
May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks May your heart be as light as a song May each day bring you bright Happy hours that stay with you all the year long. ~Irish Blessing
May you live to be a hundred years With one extra year to repent. ~Author Unknown
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. ~Joey Adams
May you always have walls for the winds, a roof for the rain, tea beside the fire, laughter to cheer you, those you love near you, and all your heart might desire. ~Irish Blessing
May you always have work for your hands to do. May your pockets hold always a coin or two. May the sun shine bright on your windowpane. May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you. And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you. ~Irish Blessing
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, May good luck pursue you each morning and night. ~Irish Blessing
Let all thy joys be as the month of May, And all thy days be as a marriage day. ~Francis Quarles
Here's to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one! ~Author Unknown
May you live as long as you want, And never want as long as you live. ~Irish Blessing
May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day. May songbirds serenade you every step along the way. May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue. And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through. ~Irish Blessing
Here's a sigh to those who love me, And a smile to those who hate; And, whatever sky's above me, Here's a heart for every fate. ~George Gordon, Lord Byron, "To Thomas Moore"
To the lamp of love: may it burn brightest in the darkest hours and never flicker in the winds of trial. ~Author Unknown
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