What is mankinds greatest blessing?
Mark Twain said it best, "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
Start the day with a Greatest Blessing: laughter! Our theme is Teamwork and the gift of laughter may be the best place to start to help rejuvenate your team! Share with them the movie and book, Laughter is an Instant Vacation with Free DVD. Throughout our journey, a teamwork title/movie will be suggested to help put in to practice key tools for successful teams as well as key questions for teams to use in the team building process.Greatest Blessing,
Laughter is an Instant Vacation with Free DVD
•Studies show we need 12 laughs a day to stay healthy. Consider this book a gift of good health!
•You will laugh out loud at the quotes and photos that bring them to life.
•A great gift for any occasion.
•Click Laughter is an Instant Vacation with Free DVD to read 20 funny quotes found in this gift book.
When the Simple Truths staff was given the opportunity to submit our favorite funny quotes, we rose to the challenge and had a blast and a lot of laughs doing it. We know you'll enjoy reading it nearly as much as we enjoyed putting it together.
Laughter is an Instant Vacation with Free DVD is 160 pages of pure, unadulterated ... FUN. It has over 250 great quotes, and many funny photos that'll make you laugh out loud. This gift is terrific for anyone, because in today's world, who do you know that won't appreciate a good reason to laugh!
Here are just a few of the many funny quotes featured in this book.
"My husband wanted one of those big-screen TV's for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already." -Wendy Liebman
"Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes." -Bob Thaves
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." -Roseanne Barr
"So far on my 30-day diet, I lost 18 days." -Terry McEntire
"I'm not offended by all the blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde." -Dolly Parton
Consider Laughter is an Instant Vacation with Free DVD our contribution to your good health! In fact, we'll venture to say if you don't get your "day's quota" of 12 laughs while reading this little book, then check your pulse...you may be dead!
Laughter is an Instant Vacation with Free DVD
Laughter Is An Instant Vacation ~
Laughter is one of the simple joys of life! Take a few minutes to enjoy the movie, Laughter is an Instant Vacation. This movie is sure to bring a well deserved break to anyone's day.
Enjoy Laughter Is An Instant Vacation movie link ~
One Choice , new movie:
One choice can change your life forever. Your life today is what your choices have made it but with new choices, you can change direction this very moment.
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Have fun sharing the joy of laughter with your team, as well as friends and family.
Blessings and Toasts
May you get to Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. ~Irish Proverb
May you live all the days of your life. ~Irish blessing, also attributed to Jonathan Swift
A sunbeam to warm you,
A moonbeam to charm you,
A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you.
May you live as long as you are fit to live, but no longer! or, may you rather die before you cease to be fit to live than after! ~Philip Dormer Stanhope, 1749
May the sun shine, all day long,
everything go right, and nothing wrong.
May those you love bring love back to you,
and may all the wishes you wish come true!
May the devil chase you every day of your life and never catch you. ~Irish Toast
May God grant you many years to live,
For sure He must be knowing
The earth has angels all too few
And Heaven is overflowing.
May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it. ~Irish Blessing
May those that love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles
So we will know them by their limping.
May you have warm words on a cool evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door. ~Irish Toast
May brooks and trees and singing hills
Join in the chorus too,
And every gentle wind that blows
Send happiness to you.
May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks
May your heart be as light as a song
May each day bring you bright
Happy hours that stay with you all the year long.
May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. ~Joey Adams
May you always have walls for the winds,
a roof for the rain, tea beside the fire,
laughter to cheer you, those you love near you,
and all your heart might desire.
May you always have work for your hands to do.
May your pockets hold always a coin or two.
May the sun shine bright on your windowpane.
May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
May the hand of a friend always be near you.
And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,
May good luck pursue you each morning and night.
Let all thy joys be as the month of May,
And all thy days be as a marriage day.
Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
May you live as long as you want,
And never want as long as you live.
May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day.
May songbirds serenade you every step along the way.
May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
Here's a sigh to those who love me,
And a smile to those who hate;
And, whatever sky's above me,
Here's a heart for every fate.
~George Gordon, Lord Byron, "To Thomas Moore"
To the lamp of love: may it burn brightest in the darkest hours and never flicker in the winds of trial. ~Author Unknown
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